Name Suggestions For My New Turtle

Hey team, recently I've decided to buy a turtle or two for my room since I realized how lonely it is when I'm up deep in the night at like 4AM or so. The turtle(s) will be a nice companion for my late-night studying/playing/surfing sessions. I'm 90% sure that I'll buy the turtles tomorrow, the only possible problem will be if they don't sell turtles in the pet store, which is absurd (turtles are best pets evaaaar, they shud have them on sale rite?).
kk, lets cut to the chase, so anyways, I need some name suggestions for some turtles, I want nice cute names that are not cliche.

thanks team,
Pursh, Head Healer of lion GvG division.

You obviously have to name one of them after the ninja turtles!
I would advise naming the other after the best warrior you know (Oze)



Also, you have to make a seige cannon to stick on their backs and take a photo for forum!

Okay, well, I visited a pet store today in central Moscow today and apparently turtles have been banned in Russia for a while now due to them having uncontrollable parasites and diseases and shit when imported. So, now, I have two choices, according to my family secretary, there is a large open market place in Moscow that sells all sorts of animals, including reptiles and turtles. So, either I buy a nice cute reptile such as a snake, or I break the law and buy a turtle like I originally planned from the market. I think I'll decide when I get there on Saturday (I can't go there on weekdays since Moscow traffick on weekdays is fucking HORRIBLE).

Meh. Snakes are terrible and turtles sound like too much work. Get a frog.

gnome your avatar is so harsh xD

and yeah i don't think i'd want a snake, especially when i'm playing on my pc in 4AM take a glance look at the snake tank and notice it's not in it anymore!

then i'd be like owh ffs ^^

and sucks turtles are not sold in russia

i can't think of good names atm ^^

Fuck the police, break the law.

Also, call them Prot and Heal.

Name suggestions are still welcome.
It is 5 years old and is a female.
Capacity to live up to 80 years, and maximum size it will grow to is 30 cm.

D'awwwwwwwwwww.......

Call it Fluffy!

The turtle's name is Statler. It doesn't matter if it's female, her name is Statler.

WHY DOES IT NOT HAVE A SEIGE CANNON ON ITS BACK

Call it Squirtle.

No call it Bulbasaur!

Or or, Magikarp, everyones favourite pokemon

What name did you go with!?

bump, what did you call your turtle?!

And give it a strawberry